A Kentucky couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".

The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what
finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would
they choose to do this.

The husband & wife replied that they had read in a recent article
that one out of every ten children being born in the United States
was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a
Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.