Thought for the day.....

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

hahahaha...

dead straight.

TEQUILA AND SALT

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day.
You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. S omeone that you don't even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take another look.

11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

So.....

Always remember.....When life hands you lemons, Ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over!!

Good friends are like stars.....You don't always see them, But you know they are always there.

'Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway. '


Happiness keeps You Sweet, Trials keep You Strong, Sorrows keep You Human, Failures keeps You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing





Have faith.

"I am not a social liberal... but rather an intense social conservative. Moreover, I hold that all civilizations remain "socially conservative" until such time as they begin to collapse: as true of Confucian China as of the Christian West."

David Warren

For a navy pilot, the three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and a good bowel movement.

A night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities to experience all three at the same time.

Marriage changes passion.

Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

It doesn't sound right!

Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Yup... it can certainly start to feel that way...

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.

Ronald Reagan

Serendipity is looking in a haystack for a needle, and discovering the farmer’s daughter.

--- Julius Comore

Good one Cal!

What is it?

Greater than God,

More evil than the devil,

The poor have it,

The rich need it,

If you eat it, you'll die.




When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer.




Only 17% of Stanford University seniors got the answer.



I didn't get it.



My wife did.



Which means I'm of equivalent intelligence to 83% of Stanford University Seniors.




And my wife's intelligence is only equivalent to 80% of kindergarten children.




How about you? Got it yet?









What's the answer?




NOTHING

In about 40 years there will be thousands of old women walking around with tattoos.

And Rap will be the golden oldies.