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Post by Dirtman on Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:34 pm

I love this! Trust private enterprise to find a solution to a major problem that government has a hard time with, and make money at it at the same time.

Luxury yachts offer pirate hunting cruises

Luxury ocean liners in Russia are offering pirate hunting cruises aboard armed private yachts off the Somali coast.



Wealthy punters pay £3,500 per day to patrol the most dangerous waters in the world hoping to be attacked by raiders.

When attacked, they retaliate with grenade launchers, machine guns and rocket launchers, reports Austrian business paper Wirtschaftsblatt.

Passengers, who can pay an extra £5 a day for an AK-47 machine gun and £7 for 100 rounds of ammo, are also protected by a squad of ex special forces troops.

The yachts travel from Djibouti in Somalia to Mombasa in Kenya.

The ships deliberately cruise close to the coast at a speed of just five nautical miles in an attempt to attract the interest of pirates.

"They are worse than the pirates," said Russian yachtsman Vladimir Mironov. "At least the pirates have the decency to take hostages, these people are just paying to commit murder," he continued.


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3374702.html?menu=news.quirkies

Luxury ocean liners in Russia are offering pirate hunting cruises aboard armed private yachts off the Somali coast.

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"They are worse than the pirates," said Russian yachtsman Vladimir Mironov. "At least the pirates have the decency to take hostages, these people are just paying to commit murder," he continued.

Update: Just for the record, I'm pretty confident this is all bogus. There's an American version of this gag going around as well.


http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MDQxYzU3MDRjN2M5OTcxMTQ1MzA2ZTRkMTAyYzhjN2I=

But you know, it's an idea with considerable appeal.......

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Re: When the hunters become the hunted...

Post by Zoofer on Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:21 pm

It may get around and yachts can sail slowly past Somalia unscathed. The pirates may think its a trap and leave them alone.

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Re: When the hunters become the hunted...

Post by Dirtman on Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:50 pm

And once in a while, just to reinforce the thought in their minds, a luxury yacht could blow one of them out of the water....

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