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A Kentucky couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".
The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what
finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would
they choose to do this.
The husband & wife replied that they had read in a recent article
that one out of every ten children being born in the United States
was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a
Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".
The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what
finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would
they choose to do this.
The husband & wife replied that they had read in a recent article
that one out of every ten children being born in the United States
was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a
Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

karra-

Number of posts: 36
Location: Nation's Kapital
Registration date: 2007-12-11
Re: Unilingual
I have a couple of Aunts on the prairies that had 9 kids each...
Their dinner table was huge...
and the mom's ruled with an iron fist.
Their dinner table was huge...
and the mom's ruled with an iron fist.

calmage-

Number of posts: 3782
Age: 54
Location: Okanagan Valley
Registration date: 2007-12-10
Re: Unilingual
Hehehee
Them two couldn't speak Spanish either eh?
;) :lol: :lol:
Them two couldn't speak Spanish either eh?
;) :lol: :lol:

Zoofer- Number of posts: 4146
Registration date: 2007-12-11
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Well.. spanish or not..
what was one to do in the winter in the 50's on the prairies...??
Go someplace warm and fornicate... ;)
what was one to do in the winter in the 50's on the prairies...??
Go someplace warm and fornicate... ;)

calmage-

Number of posts: 3782
Age: 54
Location: Okanagan Valley
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Blimey. Never thought of that! 


Zoofer- Number of posts: 4146
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